'Bonkers' and 140 Other Words Never to Say to Market Reporters

Why You Can't Say These Words to Market Reporters

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The comedian George Carlin darn near made a whole career out of a routine about seven words you’re not allowed to say on television.

The seven words were ... aww, shoot, we better not repeat them here due to the young and impressionable souls out there who are confessed readers of this column. (Finish your homework, Master Shrey.) You, of course, are free to go watch the routine on YouTube, presuming you are not currently on live television. (Ask mum’s permission first, Master Shrey.)